Rule No. 25: Avoid complication...Never teach your spouse how to ski/ride!
Rule No. 01: A happy spouse = A great trip
Rule No. 03: Don't force 'em...you'll be better off.
Rule No. 04: When in doubt, take the easier way down.
Rule No. 05: People will forgive a beginner and curse an ass.
Rule No. 08: There is a reason earphones are banned while driving
Rule No. 09: It is very easy to get snow blind. Invest in the right protection
Rule No. 10: Listen to your body. Pushing "one last run" usually leads to injury.
Rule No. 23: A protected head is a happy head. Wear a helmet!
Rule No. 22: There is nothing wrong with exaggerating your stories
Rule No. 02: If you are afraid of heights...don't remind your friends. They will rock the heck out of the Gondola. Bastards!